Thursday, February 2, 2012

El Almost Mexicano Mitt Romney Attacks Plan to Withdraw from Afghanistan




Almost Mexican Mitt Romney strongly criticized President Obama's plan to withdraw American troops from Afghanistan. Romney called it "misguided" and "naive."

It is misguided to send our troops home. They are poor. I am not concerned about the poor. If they were rich like me, if their daddies were rich like me, they would not be fighting in a war.Rich people do not fight in wars. Rich people are doing well. It is naive to think that poor people matter in the grand scheme of things. Hey, I am unemployed and fearing a pink slip any moment so give me a darn break, will you, heck! Wanna make a small wager of, say, $10,000 on the Superbowl?

I am not sure if he really said that, but my almost Mexican curandero, Omar de la Puchinski, assures me that is what he saw in his latest tea leaf reading. Maybe Omar was smoking the leaves but what the hey.

Omar is available for readings, healings, quinceaƱeras, bar mitzvahs, pay day loans, and lock picking seven days a week.

Could Mitt Romney be America's first Hispanic president?


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2 comments:

  1. FOOL.COM : People want to deny the reality of the Economic Recovery : "Since 2008, mortgage debt has declined by about $1 trillion. Credit card debt has dropped by $180 billion. Household debt payments as a percentage of income are now at the lowest level in 18 years"


    "Even when government debt is taken into account, the economy's total debt-to-GDP ratio has been declining for four years, and faster than nearly any other developed nation on Earth"


    "People are blinded by preset beliefs". - "People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."

    All unemployment rates are declining, and Real income, GDP, industrial production… it's all moving up -- fast !

    FOOL.COM
    The Greatest Investing Community
    More on the Recovery
    By Morgan Housel
    February 9, 2012


    http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2012/02/09/more-on-the-recovery.aspx


    Some excerpts :


    3. The ills that caused the recession are being washed away
    This recession was caused by an overdose in debt, particularly in the household and banking sector. And I'll say it until I'm hoarse: The main reason the economy is slow today is because households and banks are relieving themselves of that debt about as fast as they can. That's why our recovery has been slow, but it's what makes it real. We're attacking the root cause of our problems, not just the symptoms.
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  2. selfdeport.org - Patriots for Self-Deportation - Self-Deport yourself if any of your ancestors came illegally to the USA and you are an anchor baby - Tea Partiers that want to purge America of Criminals by self-deportation

    When Mitt Romney was asked in a Republican Debate how he would handle illegal immigrants living in the United States, he said, “Well, the answer is self-deportation.”

    Hundreds of People are self-deporting themselves to Italy, Poland, etc for a new "Morning in America" and "America the Beautiful"...... Seriously, this is no joke. Many people want to commit suicide to purge America.

    Rick Santorum in a Republican Debate, belittling Newt Gingrich’s expressed concern for grandmothers who are longtime residents, offered a novel legal theory. “You can’t be here for twenty years and commit only one illegal act,” he told a group in Iowa. “Because everything you’re doing while you’re here is against the law.”

    Read many anguished testimonials from conscience-stricken young white people heading off to Italy and Poland to atone for their ancestors’ misdeeds.

    So you may be a super criminal illegal of many generations and you have to self-deport immediately or commit suicide if you prefer as the best method to clean America.

    Read here the "Republican Candidates Race to the Bottom on Immigration and other Human Topics", a wonderful article of the New Yorker ( always a top intellectual and intelligent magazine ) criticizing the Superb Imbecility of the Republican Debates on Immigration ( Solutions that are impractical, impossible, illusory, anti-economic, racist, bigoted, prejudiced and idiotic )
    Is this Republican Self-Deportation or Self-Degradation ??



    Patriots for Self-Deportation
    http://selfdeport.org/


    The New Yorker Magazine :
    January 2012 :

    Candidates on the border

    http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/comment/2012/02/illegal-immigration.html

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