Taitz said he immediately recognized a big ball of smelly fur deep inside Coulter's mouth. "I thought it was just a bad case of halitosis until I saw these big eyes staring back at me. Then I realized it was the sasquatch. I knew it was him because I watch every episode of Hillbilly Bigfoot Hunting on the Fox owned Hillbilly Hunting Network."
Coulter was not aware of the incident because she was under the influence of some of Elmer's special "knock out juice" which he uses on his patients and tried to use on his first dates before he was indicted.
When asked how a Big Foot could live inside a person's mouth Taitz replied: "I did x-rays on her. It ain't just her mouth that is empty, her entire head is empty. There is a lot of room for a Big Foot to live there. Now I understand why no one has ever found him."
|Alleged photo of Big Foot walking in Ann Coulter's yard while she was taking a nap.|
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